I accept my doctorate in Information Warfare from the University of North Texas.
Also erect my... GOLD? Serious? OK my GOLD STATUE at the College of... Let me see... OK inside the Student Union LOL. Smack in the middle LMAO.
The inscription is:
DO GOOD, DO NO HARM
Drs. Sharudin Ibn Jamal Ibn Moslim Al Farisi
USN Master Chief
Regiment 136 Swiss Samurai Cyborg
1964 Wood Dragon
4 (Forever) 9 (Yin) & 6 (Yang) 4 (Forever)
+60 1964 33 888
Al Araf 7:7
Matthew 7:7
MyKAD: Five-O 7:7
AlphaX64 MSC 0072
Iron Maiden Brave New World Y2K Album
sharudinjamal.blogspot.com
Finally, be like the Bonobos LMAO
OK?
"Yup," said Sarah...
The whole inscription looks like a chess rook. You agree?
"Yes, indeed my darling."
I want that on a titanium plaque. With the Synconyx at the header.
The plaque should be on a rostrum waist-high made of teak wood, slightly slanted, facing the public. Use the dark brown teak:
Make it tall *[enough] enough so that people cannot steal it using their pick up truck BWAHAHA
* Dammit Sarah STOP abusing the telepathy will ya? You keep flashing me a TITAN! OK, I understand honey, sorry... The size of the Statue of David. Now you happy?
"Love you Sha..." Replied Sarah.
Pointing NNW.
"Absolutely!" Sarah exclaimed.
Put it on a 1-meter chrome pedestal so that people can touch it. The pedestal is the Octagram Star.
"Yes... Yes... I have the same thought, my love," I think Sarah just wet her panties out of excitement.
"Evermoist, hahaha..."
Righto, the band's name in Pitch Perfect 3.
"No, I mean it literally," Sarah quipped.
The points of the Octagam Star are red "starburst" LED lights.
"Agree."
This is the template:
I still want my Professor Emeritus from University Malaya on the Field of Andragogy Learning. A doctorate with thesis submission. Not just an honorary doctorate. I want them to accept my Dreams of Mirrors as the thesis in teaching methodology using digital technology.
OK, you been harping on this since this morning. Yes, I accept 3 Nobel Laureates; on Peace, Science, and Humanity.
What else you want to give me?
OK then a Mercedes Benz GLC 200. I like it in emerald green exterior and ruby red interior, my official color.
Post Script 16/10/20: My mistake. It is GLC 200 Coupe "Sport Edition".
All other gifts... No, no, no, bikes we rent.
Sigh... if you insist, then I have this "Y Suku (1/4)"
Happy?
"Yesss... I love you Sha, I really do. With all my heart."
I know Sarah. I know...
OK, all other gifts divide among the HOTS. Like I said I am a Light Traveler. After all, we already have those things spelled out in the 7 Swords. The BMW X2 goes to you, Els, Mira, and Kristina. You all share. We save space.
Watches; the Green Hulk Rolex and Orange Planet Ocean Omega. With a watch winder that I can take for traveling.
The rest goes to the House of Sha Horology Museum.
Hey, hey, hey, go slow... Relax... Plenty of time. Go and start the ruby and emerald clit piercing for the HOTS and diamond and blue (you prefer black? OK) sapphire for the Tetrahedron. All 4 of you of whom are living next door. I decided that the 4 of you are my Tetrahedron. That is the only way I can incorporate Kristina.
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