Bismillah,
Then We will surely relate [their deeds] to them with knowledge, and We were not [at all] absent. |
Al Araf 7:7
Last night we had a telepathic conference with several key people. This is not the first conference. Among those I managed to talk to are:
- Larry Page
- Bill Ver. 3.0
- Warren Buffet
- Dan Brown
- Christopher Bergland
- Dean Karnazes
- JK Rowling
- Raja Nazrin (he prefers I call him Nazrin)
- And Sheikh Abdul Rahman As Sudais
Before I get to the Black Stone matters, I like to inform you that BOTH Genting and Disney are willing to share 50% of their equity with me. However, I said I don't need that much money. So I suggested for them to share with me their performance bonus. Oops... Jeff Bezos wants to share 50% of his personal wealth. From here on I can't write everything I discussed but in general, I own 50% of the Billionaire Boy Club.
Now back to Sheikh Abdul Rahman As Sudais (Mecca Grand Imam).
It started with me asking him, should I bomb Kaaba?
He said, "No ya Akhi, keep structure intact."
Then he asked me, "Why are we not allowed to prostrate to the Kaaba?"
I told him of this hadith:
(3) Narrated 'Abis bin Rabia: 'Umar came near the black stone and kissed it and said "No doubt, I know that you are a stone and can neither benefit anyone nor harm anyone. Had I not seen Allah's Apostle kissing you I would not have kissed you." (Book #26, Hadith #667)
In addition, I told him that the Stone is NOT from Xanadu but a stone from Wolfsschanze. Hence, if you worship it, you will end up in Wolfsschanze.
Also, that is where I imprisoned the bad spirits; Room 742 of the Black Cube. The factor in CCC (my consulting bag).
After that, he is convinced about it. Give him the time he said.

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